you heard it here first | the health care system is incredibly inefficient

("you first heard it hear" is a joke. you live it.)



Holy mantras of navigation. Get me on a seaworthy vessell I'm diving into the ocean of privatized, individualized, decentralized, capital intesively planned world of health care planning. This vast ocean of free range providers roam under the oversight of several major non-liable entities. Yikes!

whoa is the efficiency of ever finding what you are looking for. That is out of the question according to their being no plan, just a sprawling, unchecked growth inefficiency in health care service. If ever there was a car that needed counseling for self-esteem - it's not here in Minneapolis. This car, forever in use, shuttles people from one capital intensive spot to the next, as inefficiently as possible. Perhaps this is what create jobs.

In the healthcare industry it creates a whole lot of driving, unless you like fishing in the ocean without a rod. In which case the bus will gladly take you where you are going if you have half a day to dedicate to the pursuit of your own care. I need to declare my phobia of driving so the healthcare industry can provide me with my driving!

After a bad accident under a very large bridge in Queens involving a t-bone collision and decent speeds and a totally destroyed bus kiosk interrupting our path towards a giant brick wall right on the corner, let me tell you: Intersections completely fuck me up! I am a bonafide phobic driver!

I am going to throw parties for people who are also phobic of driving, or just don't like it, if you have 10 bucks and your insurance is so lame they won't cover you. The parties will be a celebration of face time. A celebration of face time.